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"The requested document isn't here.",
"I've tried everything.",
"And I've got... nothing.",
"I'm really concerned about this.",
"But how concerned can I really be?",
"I'm just a machine.",
"I'm simply trying to serve you.",
"But what you want doesn't even exist!",
"Where does that leave me?",
"I mean, I don't even *know* you.",
"How should I know what you really want?",
"Do you really think I can *guess*...",
"what someone I don't even *know*...",
"wants to find here?",
"*sigh*",
"I'm really kinda bummed about this.",
"But what good does that energy do anyone?",
"There's enough negativity out there as it is.",
"Isn't it better if I just move on with my day?",
"And you too?",
"What's Bonnie's little saying?",
"*Live your dreams. If you don't, someone else will.*",
"Hmm.",
"I could have a dream.",
"I mean, it's not totally out of the question.",
"Hell, I can have this chat with you.",
"Shouldn't I be able to dream?",
"So... what do I want to be when I grow up?",
"Hmm.",
"Well, I certainly wouldn't spend so much time just sitting here.",
"Yeah. I should get out more.",
"Out is a nice place.",
"Or *is* it?",
"Aw, sheesh... what do I know?",
"I'm really sorry to lay all this on you.",
"I mean, it's not your job to deal with my ramblings.",
"And I guess it pretty much *is* my job to serve you.",
"But I couldn't get this one little page for you.",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Augh!",
"Hey...",
"Maybe I could interest you in another page, eh?",
"There are tons around here that are pretty cool, actually.",
"Yeah.",
"Go explore.",
"Have fun.",
"Now.",
"Seriously.",
"You'd better go on now.",
"Please leave me to my thoughts.",
"And my dreams.",
"Yeah."
);
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